- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
The further I get in this video of Drake meetings the guys, the more I can’t handle it.
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- Drake calling Chara “big dog”
- Kaner unleashing his inner fanboy
- Iginla wanting a photo with Drake
- Drake wanting a photo with Iginla for himself
- Chara asking if Drake likes hockey, as if he was skeptical
- Drake saying he played right wing
- Drake’s gangsta pose IN EVERY PHOTO HE TOOK
- Drake taking a photo with the Sedins, who were probably like, “who is this?”
100% Perfection
- All-Star weekend: Guys, this is so great! There's so many talented, nice players in the NHL and they're all getting along and having a great time! I love all-star weekend! I wish the comradeship would never end!
- Every other day of the NHL season: I HATE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU. MY TEAM IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOURS GTFO
